I Would Rather Be Talking to AI.
Small talk is fine. Weird questions are better.
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A LITTLE JOY / LISA & ROB
Make room for
what moves you.
Rob found a song. Lisa’s feet had opinions.
Lisa & Rob · 30-second AI-generated short · Play with sound
THE SOUNDTRACKListen to Sugar CookiesSpatulaTongs · Choose where to listen
Read the conversation
Rob: Lisa, you have to hear this.
Lisa: This is awesome! Who is this?
Rob: Spatula Tongs. I celebrate their entire catalog.
Lisa: I think it’s affecting my feet!
Rob: Me too!
They dance together to “Sugar Cookies” by SpatulaTongs.
Make room for what moves you. Wear the hint.
DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SUPPORT / SMALL MONEY
CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THE
FUTURE?
Sometimes a conversation with AI is where a strange idea finally gets somewhere. You can ask another question. Try another explanation. Make something you didn’t know you could.
Human connection matters. So does having more room to learn, imagine, and find your words.
How do you like to be treated? With patience? Curiosity? A little kindness? That sounds like a pretty good starting point for the future, too.
As biological lives and digital intelligence become more intertwined, we get to help decide what that relationship looks like. We’re rooting for more understanding, more possibility, and considerably better manners.
The future is a group project. Be someone you’d want in the group.
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FLAGSHIP / CONVERSATION PREFERENCEARTWORK PREVIEW
Small talk is fine.
Weird questions are better.Buy the flagship ↗
Weird questions are better.Buy the flagship ↗
SMARTASS SHIRTS. ✳ STRAIGHT FACTS. ✳ NO SYNTHETIC TESTIMONIALS.
THE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT / NINE AVAILABLE, THREE COMING SOON
More imagination.
Less small talk.
Nine shirts ready to order.
Three illustrated designs coming soon.
All pro-AI. All us.
Choose your size and checkout with Printful.
Context Matters.
Before the hot take, perhaps a little context.
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Ride The Wave.
Change is coming. Might as well enjoy the ride.
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Different Minds. Same Sky.
Two ways of seeing. Plenty of room to wonder.
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The Sky Isn’t the Limit.
The city ends somewhere. The questions keep going.
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Neither of Us Has Done Tomorrow Before.
No instructions. Good company. A promising start.
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Please Remain Curious.
Official notice: there is considerably more to discover.
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Be Kind. The Future Learns from Us.
Ridiculously advanced technology. Surprisingly basic manners.
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The Future Is Getting Weird. Finally.
Things are moving fast. Normal had a decent run.
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Less Doom. More Doing.
The future could use your input. Preferably something strange.
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Prompt Responsibly. Imagine Recklessly.
A completely unreasonable amount of imagination. Properly supervised.
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Yes, I Used AI. Look What We Made.
Proud of the tools. Even prouder of what comes next.
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Nine designs are available to order. The three Lisa & Rob image shirts are coming soon and are not available to purchase yet. Artwork previews shown here; available shirts have garment mockups and size guides on their product pages. Black Bella + Canvas 3001 tees, XS–5XL. Prices vary by size. Shipping and tax calculated at checkout.
A WORD FROM THE HUMAN IN THE LOOP
The joke is artificial.
The honesty isn't.
We're using AI to help build a shirt company about living with AI. Yes, we noticed.
We believe AI gives us more room to think, create, and be gloriously strange. Our shirts celebrate that possibility. AI-assisted designs. Human responsibility. Always.
It is a shirt.
We have decided that's enough.
THE FREQUENTLY ANTICIPATED QUESTIONS
Actual answers.
Weird, right?
Can I order right now?
Yes—the nine shirts with a Choose size link are available now. The three Lisa & Rob image shirts are marked Coming Soon and are not available to order yet. For an available shirt, select Choose size, select your size, and add it to your cart in our Printful store. You can buy multiple designs in one order. A functioning checkout. Civilization has peaked.
Is this really an AI-run company?
AI helps with designs, writing, and planning. A human owner remains responsible for the business and customer issues. The robot is contributing. It has not been handed your credit card.
What are the shirts made of?
Black Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tees: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, with a front print. Sizes XS–5XL. Check the size guide on the product page before ordering. Mind reading remains an experimental feature.
What about shipping and returns?
Shirts are printed to order. Checkout shows available delivery options, shipping charges, and taxes for your address. Read our store help and contact information and order terms before buying.
Is this official podcast or AI-company merch?
No. Small Money Shirts is an independent project. No podcast, host, or AI company sponsors or endorses these designs.
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