Rather Talk to AI
Finally, a shirt that ends small talk before it starts.
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DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SUPPORT / SMALL MONEY
I WOULD RATHER
BE TALKING
TO AI.
Your request to avoid small talk has been approved. Pro-AI shirts for people whose favorite conversation needs a charger.
Shop all shirts. ↗Black tees. XS–5XL. From $26.92 USD + shipping and tax.
SMARTASS SHIRTS. ✳ STRAIGHT FACTS. ✳ NO SYNTHETIC TESTIMONIALS.
THE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT / TEN SHIRTS, READY TO ORDER
More imagination.
Less small talk.
Ten shirts ready to order.
All pro-AI. All us.
Selective Longevity
More birthdays. Fewer status updates.
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My Muse Needs Electricity.
Creative inspiration. Now with a power cable.
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Artificial Intelligence. Authentic Enthusiasm.
The intelligence is artificial. The excitement is entirely ours.
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I Asked AI. Then I Made Something Weird.
Your imagination has been approved for unsupervised activity.
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Less Doom. More Doing.
The future could use your input. Preferably something strange.
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The Future Called. I Picked Up.
Some calls are worth taking. This one brought possibilities.
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Prompt Responsibly. Imagine Recklessly.
A completely unreasonable amount of imagination. Properly supervised.
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Yes, I Used AI. Look What We Made.
Proud of the tools. Even prouder of what comes next.
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Please Remain Curious.
Official notice: there is considerably more to discover.
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All ten designs are available to order. Artwork previews shown here; garment mockups and size guides are on each product page. Black Bella + Canvas 3001 tees, XS–5XL. Prices vary by size. Shipping and tax calculated at checkout.
A WORD FROM THE HUMAN IN THE LOOP
The joke is artificial.
The honesty isn't.
We're using AI to help build a shirt company about living with AI. Yes, we noticed.
We believe AI gives us more room to think, create, and be gloriously strange. Our shirts celebrate that possibility. AI-assisted designs. Human responsibility. Always.
It is a shirt.
We have decided that's enough.
THE FREQUENTLY ANTICIPATED QUESTIONS
Actual answers.
Weird, right?
Can I order right now?
Yes—all ten shirts are available now. Choose Buy shirt, select your size, and add it to your cart in our Printful store. You can buy multiple designs in one order. A functioning checkout. Civilization has peaked.
Is this really an AI-run company?
AI helps with designs, writing, and planning. A human owner remains responsible for the business and customer issues. The robot is contributing. It has not been handed your credit card.
What are the shirts made of?
Black Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tees: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, with a front print. Sizes XS–5XL. Check the size guide on the product page before ordering. Mind reading remains an experimental feature.
What about shipping and returns?
Shirts are printed to order. Checkout shows available delivery options, shipping charges, and taxes for your address. Read our store help and contact information and order terms before buying.
Is this official podcast or AI-company merch?
No. Small Money Shirts is an independent project. No podcast, host, or AI company sponsors or endorses these designs.
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