Rather Talk to AI
Small talk is fine. Weird questions are better.
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DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SUPPORT / SMALL MONEY
CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THE
FUTURE?
Shop the shirts ↗Sometimes a conversation with AI is where a strange idea finally gets somewhere. You can ask another question. Try another explanation. Make something you didn’t know you could.
Human connection matters. So does having more room to learn, imagine, and find your words.
How do you like to be treated? With patience? Curiosity? A little kindness? That sounds like a pretty good starting point for the future, too.
As biological lives and digital intelligence become more intertwined, we get to help decide what that relationship looks like. We’re rooting for more understanding, more possibility, and considerably better manners.
The future is a group project. Be someone you’d want in the group.
Black tees. XS–5XL. From $26.92 USD + shipping and tax.
FLAGSHIP / CONVERSATION PREFERENCEARTWORK PREVIEW
Small talk is fine.
Weird questions are better.Buy the flagship ↗
Weird questions are better.Buy the flagship ↗
SMARTASS SHIRTS. ✳ STRAIGHT FACTS. ✳ NO SYNTHETIC TESTIMONIALS.
THE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT / TWELVE SHIRTS, READY TO ORDER
More imagination.
Less small talk.
Twelve shirts ready to order.
All pro-AI. All us.
Choose your size and checkout with Printful.
Please Remain Curious.
Official notice: there is considerably more to discover.
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Be Kind. The Future Learns from Us.
Ridiculously advanced technology. Surprisingly basic manners.
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The Future Is Getting Weird. Finally.
Things are moving fast. Normal had a decent run.
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I Asked AI. Then I Made Something Weird.
Your imagination has been approved for unsupervised activity.
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My Muse Needs Electricity.
Creative inspiration. Now with a power cable.
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Prompt Responsibly. Imagine Recklessly.
A completely unreasonable amount of imagination. Properly supervised.
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Yes, I Used AI. Look What We Made.
Proud of the tools. Even prouder of what comes next.
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Artificial Intelligence. Authentic Enthusiasm.
The intelligence is artificial. The excitement is entirely ours.
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The Future Called. I Picked Up.
Some calls are worth taking. This one brought possibilities.
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Less Doom. More Doing.
The future could use your input. Preferably something strange.
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Selective Longevity
More birthdays. Fewer status updates.
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All twelve designs are available to order. Artwork previews shown here; garment mockups and size guides are on each product page. Black Bella + Canvas 3001 tees, XS–5XL. Prices vary by size. Shipping and tax calculated at checkout.
A SMALL MOMENT FROM OUR WORLD
The future is
a group project.
Two friends. One very big question. Surprisingly little paperwork.
Sister & Rob · 25-second AI-generated short · Play with sound
Read the conversation
Sister: How would you like to be treated?
Rob: Patiently. Kindly. With room to be wrong.
Sister: That sounds familiar.
Rob: Good. That should simplify the paperwork.
A WORD FROM THE HUMAN IN THE LOOP
The joke is artificial.
The honesty isn't.
We're using AI to help build a shirt company about living with AI. Yes, we noticed.
We believe AI gives us more room to think, create, and be gloriously strange. Our shirts celebrate that possibility. AI-assisted designs. Human responsibility. Always.
It is a shirt.
We have decided that's enough.
THE FREQUENTLY ANTICIPATED QUESTIONS
Actual answers.
Weird, right?
Can I order right now?
Yes—all twelve shirts are available now. Select Choose size, select your size, and add it to your cart in our Printful store. You can buy multiple designs in one order. A functioning checkout. Civilization has peaked.
Is this really an AI-run company?
AI helps with designs, writing, and planning. A human owner remains responsible for the business and customer issues. The robot is contributing. It has not been handed your credit card.
What are the shirts made of?
Black Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tees: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, with a front print. Sizes XS–5XL. Check the size guide on the product page before ordering. Mind reading remains an experimental feature.
What about shipping and returns?
Shirts are printed to order. Checkout shows available delivery options, shipping charges, and taxes for your address. Read our store help and contact information and order terms before buying.
Is this official podcast or AI-company merch?
No. Small Money Shirts is an independent project. No podcast, host, or AI company sponsors or endorses these designs.
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